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Sweetphil
Joke
20-Jul-11 07:29
Man goes into bookshop;
Man: 'Hi, do you have that new book for men with small penises-? I can't remember the title.'
Assistant:' I'm not sure if it's in yet.'
Man:' Yes, that's the one, may I have a copy please?'

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JoannaSlinky
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30-Jul-11 21:05
lol

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Lightbob
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1-Nov-11 04:11
My autobiography

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jayne31
joke
5-Jan-13 02:17
penguine goes into a bar.

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alley52cat
Horsemeat found in burgers !
29-Jan-13 12:44

Man goes into a Burger bar and asks for a double cheese burger, the assistant asks is it to eat-in or takeaway, the man replies No, I'm going to ride it home ! thumbup

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Sweetphil
19-Feb-13 13:28
Thought I'd settle down & watch some porn last night, but it just seemed to be a picture of some fat bloke wanking. Then I realised I hadn't turned the fkg telly on!!

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legthigh
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joke
29-Mar-13 06:41
a good pick up line at a gay bar can i push ur stool in
jerk

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Sweetphil
17-Apr-13 12:37
I was sitting on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, & my wife said "you spoil those dogs"!

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Isla_VaBiddaKok
24-Jun-13 23:15
What's the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has High Bollocks

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HingeAndBracket
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28-Oct-14 20:24
ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.
2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.
3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.
4. Sex with someone different: Go Compare.
5. Sex with a fat bird: More Than.
6. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.
7. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.
8. Sex with a tranny : Confused.com.


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