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Sweetphil

Joke

20-Jul-11 07:29

Man goes into bookshop;
Man: 'Hi, do you have that new book for men with small penises-? I can't remember the title.'
Assistant:' I'm not sure if it's in yet.'
Man:' Yes, that's the one, may I have a copy please?'

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JoannaSlinky

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30-Jul-11 21:05

lol

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Lightbob

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1-Nov-11 04:11

My autobiography

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jayne31

joke

5-Jan-13 02:17

penguine goes into a bar.

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alley52cat

Horsemeat found in burgers !

29-Jan-13 12:44

Man goes into a Burger bar and asks for a double cheese burger, the assistant asks is it to eat-in or takeaway, the man replies No, I'm going to ride it home !

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Sweetphil

19-Feb-13 13:28

Thought I'd settle down & watch some porn last night, but it just seemed to be a picture of some fat bloke wanking. Then I realised I hadn't turned the fkg telly on!!

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legthigh

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joke

29-Mar-13 06:41

a good pick up line at a gay bar can i push ur stool in

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Sweetphil

17-Apr-13 12:37

I was sitting on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, & my wife said "you spoil those dogs"!

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Isla_VaBiddaKok

24-Jun-13 23:15

What's the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has High Bollocks

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HingeAndBracket

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28-Oct-14 20:24

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