Ooooo Is it time for some pepper pics ??? I was thinking more pots and pans might be nice again too !!

I almost got evicted by the council the night I got my pan-lids out and the police came and visited with the noise-abatement people to take measurements both inside and out.
Even though I had wanked-off 14 times in 50 minutes - they asked me to jack-off one more time with the lids so they could take some readings.
I was fucking lucky - 96dB!

The eviction threshold is 98dB and I was warned that one extra lid could have made all the difference here.

Next morning I realised that in my excitement I'd completely forgotten about the pressure-cooker lid - which was still sitting in the cupboard.

How fucking lucky is that?

I could use a lid right about now!

this chic is partying..... got my strip bar going strong wish yu cld attend jacky i wld post pics of my stuff n blow the lid off this place.... but as yu kno, i cant becas of certain jealous ppl ..... maybe next yr

yes jacky... im a stripper i hav been for 20 yrs.... too bad these lames never got to see a real tranny in action ........ i miss my friend brenda was my friend.... these losers on here ended that ..... joannaslinky?????? we need to talk.... and yu kno why hun.....

We watched your shit on Xhampster.
Utter joke.

For someone that has trouble even walking - I think the door to the world of Burlesque-style Entertainment is firmly closed in your case.