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11-Apr-15 11:10
Well , it's the new Formula 1 season - and we're off to a flying-start already.
Incredible drive from Raikonnen in the last race to get to 4th from the back after a puncture.
Had high hopes for Maldonado but Lotus seem to have faded very quickly after the promise of the first race.

Sainz and Verstappen are absolutely killing-it out there.
Until Maclaren get their shit-together - the top ten is fair-game for these young guys.

Perez and Kvyat having the usual difficulties.
Shaky start from Ricciardo , and Williams don't seem to be quite there yet.

Wonder if the insensitive BBC F1 hosts will get around to asking Alonso how he feels about giving-up the winning-car to drive a complete piece of shit!

I'd personally have liked to have seen Hamilton in a Ferrari this year - especially after what Mercedes did to him last year with shitty pit-stops and strategy fuck-ups.
Shame he hasn't got the guts or the sense to make that move.

Put Vettel in a Merc with Rosberg chasing his ass - and Hamilton and Raikonnen in Ferraris , totally going for it.
Now that would be something to see.

Actually , come to think of it - I'd like to see Eddie Jordan shaking a Magnum bottle of Champagne up Suzy Perry's cunt as David Coulthard fucks her firmly up the ass.

Worth watching the whole season just in case that actually happens. Well it probably has happened but not in front of 150 million viewers.

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georgette_usa
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11-Apr-15 14:44
Thanks for the blow by blow updates. My partner would watch the alternative races, and I would watch with her sometimes.

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Reincarnation
Alternative races?
12-Apr-15 20:59
Is that where the drivers all wear kaftans ,take illegal drugs , race around Woodstock in Beetles ,and then squat at Bernie Ecclestone's house whilst demanding equal rights for trees?

I think SKY-TV passed on that one this year.

If you mean "every other race" - then yes , we had that here in Britain where BBC would have one ,then Sky would do the next.
Least now we get decent highlights of all the races.

So nice to see Rosberg coming completely apart - saying Hamilton was going too slow , when he was never within 2.6 seconds of him after lap 10.
What the fuck was Maldonado doing? Could have been 6th the fucking idiot.

I'd like to see Vestappen try one his lunges on Kimi Raikonnen.
Instant race-over and 6pts and a 10 grid-place penalty.

That Suzy Perry needs a good length and a hard double-fisting - a face and mouth full of piss and a decent spanking.

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12-Apr-15 21:29
Not sure what they are called. It is the races where you have 3 or so different classes all at the same time same track. Had a heck of a time keeping track of what the what.

Georgette


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Reincarnation
14-Apr-15 00:24
I'm not sure Americans can keep track of any race with more than 4 bends in it! lol

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14-Apr-15 00:29
Yea that's real funny. It's not the number of curves or the direction they run. I like the NASCAR races where they run on road tracks. Gives them something else to do instead of, turn left, turn left, repeat. I didn't watch the multiple classes races that often.

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Reincarnation
14-Apr-15 21:17
I'd watch anything with wheels on it!

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Reincarnation
29-Apr-15 17:00
Even a "Postman Pat" versus "Noddy" Daytona grudge-match!

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29-Apr-15 21:13
Re,

How is the Formula 1 season going. My partner kept up on that. I can remember some of the names, but have been busy doing other things.

If she hadn't died I would probably not have found this site.

Georgette


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30-Apr-15 00:27
Hamilton leading championship.

Vettel in a Ferrari close behind.

Loser Rosberg 3rd.

Maclaren are slow getting the car right but will blossom by race 6.

Lotus have found their balance with the mercedes engine and are top-ten material now.

Few of the youngsters are performing well.

Williams faded slightly.

Red Bull are out of it.

Suzy Perry's tits are shrinking.

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30-Apr-15 00:45

Who is Suzy Perry.

I see I can follow F 1 on the web. That is how I am following NASCAR.

Thanks
Georgette


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4-May-15 00:07
Reincarnation said:

Suzy Perry's tits are shrinking.


But her arse is growing grin

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10-Jun-15 20:48
Possibly-interesting news item:

"Formula 1 is not what it should be, in terms of a test of man and machine on the limit at all times. The sport has gone from the bucking bronco cars driven by Ayrton Senna, Alain Prost and Nigel Mansell, to an exercise in systems management..."

>> LINK : David Coulthard: Short-changed drivers not enjoying F1

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12-Jun-15 22:36
Alonso summed it up recently, saying the current drivers were more like airline pilots...

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/formula-1-alonso-drivers-now-like-airline-pilots-185222778--f1.html

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3-Jul-15 05:00
C'mon, Kimi, let's get this season back on track!

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3-Jul-15 13:25
Looks like the 'track' might get changed a bit..

Formula 1’s radical new vision

FORMULA 1 has taken a first step towards a bold and radical vision for the future, with a range of proposals to improve the current sport...

One of the most welcome changes confirmed today was a plan to overhaul the controversial and much-criticised penalty system for engine changes...

The group also approved a scheme to change the regulations on exhaust output to allow greater engine noise for next year and agreed to another reduction in the use of “driver aids”...


LINK >>> http://www.news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-1s-radical-new-vision/story-fnec578q-1227426465084" target="_blank" class="forum-link">here



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26-Jul-15 20:36
Poor Kimi, Hungary was proof that if it wasn't for bad luck, he would have no luck at all rolleyes

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