Wife is going away again for a week from tomorrow! That means the bag in the garage full of lingerie, shoes and sexy dresses comes out again!

Keep looking for some sexy pics!

Shaz XXX

So my wife is away!

Does that have a serious impact on my life, feeling sad, feeling lonely, missing her, feeling lost?

Yeah, all of them, however, me and the dog have never been in the pub so much, she loves it! I've been dressing up every night and sharing pics on various sites, looking at people wanking on Chaturbate and generally acting like a pervert! I've been to Tesco with stockings and suspenders under my jeans and drove the car around the village totally naked!

Also, there is nothing so great on a morning as waking up and finding you are wearing pantyhose and a black silk nightie! One morning I was actually still wearing 6" stilettoes in bed! Gets your morning off to a great start!

I have also bought three drumkits and have one set up in the lounge! That will have to go before she gets back!

On the downside, my cock is sore and ..........

........I can't think of any more downsides

Oh well she is back on Thursday so my liver, kidneys and right hand will finally get a rest! Also my cock can retreat into my boxers and try to repair itself!

Thanks for reading

Loves Ya
Johnny XXX

I am a seriously happy bunny!

My wife has just asked me if it is OK for her to go away with her bezzy mate at the beginning of June! Of course it is, you both need a break and it will give me some time to sort provisions and DIY stuff out at home! LOL, that means (provisions) loads of wine, bourbon and beer ..... and (DIY) spending every day wanking in your underwear for a week!

"No probs love" I said!

She then announced that it would be for two weeks! Did I mind?

When I got up from the floor I just offered the usual plantiffs like 'Oh, but I will really miss you' and 'You deserve it (sob)'! Then I shot upstairs and logged onto ebay to buy some more lingerie and dresses! Let's face it the old lot is looking a bit tired!

Anyway, so that is where it stands! From May 31 expect me to be logged on here for most of the time. If you don't see me for a few days just assume I've died from alcohol poisoning or have wanked myself to death!

What a way to go!!!

Stay safe, love you all

Johnny XX

I had been drinking all day as my wife was away! I got home and decided to dress a bit slutty!

To cut a long story short I fell asleep! At the keyboard! Watching tranny porn! I forgot to lock the door!

I woke to the sight of some old fat guy in stockings wanking himself off. This was on the PC and for a moment I got quite excited! That was until I realised why I had woken up. My 16 year old step daughter was standing there asking if I could print her travel documents!

I think I just said "Yes"! This was quite an accomplishment seeing as the state I was in! If you have ever been woken up while you were still pissed and doing something you shouldn't be doing, you will know what I mean! I was sat there, obviously watching tranny porn (I think I still had my cock in my hand) and wearing bra, panties, and black fishnet holdups! That not being bad enough, the panties were hers!

She didn't bat an eyelid, just said: "They are all on this memory stick and I need them before Friday!" turned around and walked out! I was panic stricken - what if she told her mum? What if she told her friends? What if she posted it on Facebook? ....Had she taken a photo on her phone?

After a sleepless night I got up early, printed her stuff out and took the dog out!

When I came back, she was in the kitchen making coffee. She never mentioned it and still hasn't. She is the same with me as she has always been but for one thing! When she comes home from Uni, she has a sort out and puts all of the clothes she wants rid of in an IKEA bag! She knows full well that my wife will tell me to sort them out and put anything to go to the charity shop in a black bag and bin the underwear!

Suits Me!

My Step daughter has come home from University and has had a clear out! By that I mean she has gone through her wardrobe and drawers and got rid of stuff to make room for the new stuff she has bought!

She almost filled the landing with bags to go to the charity shop and bags to go in the bin! It wasn't long before my wife asked (told) me to get shot of them! I did! I took them all straight into the garage and emptied them out!

Needless to say I am now the proud owner of loads of sexy panties and pantyhose, skirts and shorts, including a pair of very sext and very tight leather shorts! They will look great with lacey tights and CFM heels!

Watch this space!