MunkyNutz13

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I like to sneak into my elderly next door neighbors house when they go to sleep, lather myself in ketchup, and climb into their refrigerator in disguise as a leftover meatloaf..I live a pretty normal life..

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  • 55 years old
  • Male
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  • Joined 1 day ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Relationship Status:
Single
Children:
Independent

Location

Chicago, Cook County, Illinois, United States

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Music

Zodiac

Virgo

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
?Other

Up for...

Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

BandBuckethead, GWAR, Megadeth (older), The Pluralses
DrinkDr. Pepper
ThingThing 1 or Thing 2. Can't go wrong with Dr. Seuss

My Professional Life

Education:
School
Employment Status:
Retired
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
3 - 5 Visible
Piercings:
Ears, Nipples, Tongue, Lip, Nose, Other
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Other
Sense of Humour:
Obscure / Dark
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy N/A
What makes me sad N/A
What makes me mad N/A
My bad habits N/A

My Final Thought

If I was US President...

I would make it mandatory for US citizens to pronounce the male genitalia as a Greek or Roman God.. Example = Test-ah-cleez MunkyNutz13

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