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Timetable Of The Perfect Wank Session



8.30am Wife and kids leave house
8.35am Shave cock and balls and gently masturbate.
8.50am Light breakfast (juice/cereal) while first erection subsides
9.00am Dress cock and balls with scrotal ring, ball ring and cock ring
9.05am Gently masturbate so all the rings feel nice and tight

Dresscode : loose fitting bath-robe

9.15am Turn on computer and log on to favorite big boob site (Nadine Jansen)
Wank for half an hour to get the pre-cum flowing

9.45am Choose additional masturbation aids : wife/ex-girlfriends’/complete strangers
Panties/bras/suspender belts/stockings
Rings of Hell, more rubber cock rings, metal scrotal rings, fleshlight, various
leather straps and chains, clothes pegs
Wife’s vibrator and rabbit plus anal beads and anal stimulator

10.00am Wearing favorite panties over swollen ringed cock. Pre-cum starts oozing
thru the material as I grow more excited. Move on to hardcore porn and begin
surfing session. Still mainly women - huge boobs, fucking, squirting (tits and
pussy), pissing.

10.30am Break for coffee and allow swollen cock to have a rest. Drink pint of water.

11.00am Change cock rings for Rings of Hell : 5 tight metal rings attached to a leather
strap that fit equidistant on the shaft, with a rubber scrotal ring to hold it all in
place. Mine also is attached to a chain lead with a leather hand strap at the
end for BDSM play. (I use the lead/strap to whip my cock when I am close to
first ejaculation.)

11.10am Masturbate so my cock is as swollen as possible, and all the rings are placed
correctly. I usually start off with the rings equally spaced but end up with all
five pushed down to the base of my erection which really makes my cock swell
and turn blue. The pain is wonderful as all the skin tightens. My cock drips
some more pre-cum.

11.30am Move on to weirder porn. Shemales/asian teens/wanking twinks. The longer
I masturbate, the more I want cock! I start off hetero and end up gagging
for a shaved cock to spew it’s hot load all over me. With my cock in its’ current
bondaged state, I no longer drip pre-cum. Only when I take off the Rings of
Hell does my river of nectar start to flow. I have filled 4 teaspoons with pre-cum
after a couple of hours wanking in my RoH. Gorgeous. The relief to get the
rings off is massive. My cock hurts and is all swollen where the rings have dug
into the flesh. For this reason I never wear them for more than 2 hours in case
of potential tissue damage. As long as the blood can flow back out of the cock
then it should be safe. Rings that are too tight don’t allow the erection to go
and will have to be cut off!! Aaaaargh! The embarrassment of turning up at
your local outpatients with a huge blue cock. It is also very dangerous...

12.30am Having consumed about 2 pints of water and a couple of coffees, my bladder
is starting to feel a little tight. Off outside for an erect cock piss!
This involves wanking to the point of cumming, then making myself pee...not
that easy, but an art I have now mastered. With my uretha nice and lubricated
with pre-cum, I can really have a good squirt. Usually force pee 10 - 20 feet,
aiming at the walls of an out-building (fairly discretely positioned), or over walls.
It feels wonderful peeing with a huge erection. Afterwards I leak more pre-cum
and indulge in a little outdoor wanking - cock out for anyone to see! Dangerous
but very exciting.

13.30pm My cock is really starting to ache now, and just about anything turns me on.
Drink more water and have a snacky lunch just to allow my poor old penis to
have a little rest.

14.00pm Dress my cock in three ring strap - scrotum/balls/shaft. Quite tight so my
next erection is massive - my cock is quite swollen now and tender to the
touch. Feels like heaven! Also start to masturbate using various props - some
panties become even more pre-cum stained, and I fuck my fleshlight for a few
minutes while watching some cocks spunking.

14.30pm Now I get horny for weird porn - fisting/vaginal pumping/lactating/BDSM all
hit the spot. Ladyboys look sooooo sexy as they shoot their sissy sperm into
the air. My cock aches like hell and is dripping pre-cum. It is slightly blue now.

15.30pm Time for another short rest. If I am in the mood I might milk some cum and
drink it down/use it as wanking lubricant. If I want a huge squirting orgasm,
then I save it all up! My cock goes nice and soft, and I sometimes try to make
it shoot while still flaccid. I have done this a few times, but feel it’s a bit of a
waste! My cock always ends up stiff as a board after I’ve ejaculated which is a
bit strange.

16.00pm Probably got about an hour left now, so I get ready for the finale. I’m now
watching shemales squirt, babes pussy squirting, titties squirting milk...in fact
if it sticks out, is stiff, and can squirt then I am squirming in ecstasy!

16.30pm Time to get the plastic sheet on the ground and take off all my cock rings.
I always cum un-restrained - I have cum in rings before and it is weird : the
sperm can’t escape because of the restrictions of the rings, and it’s only
when I remove them that the cum pours out. Very messy and slightly
uncomfortable because my cock is so swollen and tight that each orgasm
really strains the flesh.

16.45pm Favorite porno clip on the computer - usually a ladyboy ejaculating high into
the air, or my current weird fave, a dirty whore wanking her swollen pee-hole!!!
Her cunt is being stretched wide open by her bloke, she is obviously pushing
so her little pee hole sticks out like the swollen head of a pink cock. She then
inserts a finger (which only just fits) until it is completely inside - must be
actually right inside her bladder - then she wanks it in and out furiously and
is screaming (in pain or ecstasy I don’t quite know). The final shot is of her
labia being tugged wide apart, revealing a red raw swollen piss hole. It has
made me cum like a fountain a few times...slightly medical, but very sexy!
17.00pm There is no way back now! I’m dripping like a leaking tap. My cock aches
and I’m almost insane with lust. A haze of flying cum, squirting milk and
gushing pee-holes fill my sick mind. Using my girlfriends’ rabbit, I tickle my
swollen red cock to get to the point of no return....

Aaaaaaaargh...pre-cum splashes the plastic sheet. One false orgasm...then
another (I love these because I know it will be a gusher when this happens).
Like a build-up to a huge sneeze, my cock and balls get a slightly tickly
sensation. I hold the base of my cock and aim straight ahead....aaaaaaargh :
the first rope of cum shoots out. Only a few inches this one. Another squirts
crazily out to the left - and plasters my thigh. I’m in ribbons. Waiting...
Now the big one : arcing through the air as I enter nirvana I catch sight of a
lightening flash of creamy white sperm. It splatters the plastic about two feet
from where I am standing. My legs feel weak. I’ve hardly started. Another huge
rope of cum flies like a rocket into the air and lands a good foot and a half past
the first one. Jesus - this is amazing. Third rope follows the first. Then a fourth.
My cock bucks and throbs in my hand as it lets loose a multiple volley of hot
spunk. 5...6...7...help me I’m cumming myself to death! What a way to go!
Two more sweet little spurts splash the plastic. It’s over. A couple of sad lumps
ooze from my pee-hole. Then an added bonus : a watery squirt takes me by
surprise! It arches gracefully through the air and joins it’s fellow sperm still
swimming on the plastic sheet. A two footer!! WOW...I’m spent.

17.15pm Just got time to clear up the mess and attend to my raw swollen cock before
my peaceful all-day wank returns to the dull rigours of family life. Hey ho!

When I was at college many nights were spent having to listen to hall mates fucking their hornball gf's while I generally had to make do with a load of porn and my imagination. I discovered one particular housemates' gf used to do her laundry when she visited at weekends, and she would hang her panties up to dry on a wooden drying contraption outside my room (I'm sure not deliberately...although she did have amazing tits and would always say hello to me if we passed). This was an opportunity not to be missed! Sexy panties - white, black, red. Some plain cotton others bikini and some frilly and sexy were within easy reach outside my bedroom door! You can guess the rest...Friday night was fuck night for this horny minx so while they were going at it like demented bunnies I was furiously masturbating with the aid of her glorious panty collection! I was careful to borrow no more than two at a time - spreading the rest on the dryer so there were no tell-tale gaps - and returning them before the next morning. Generally because her washed panties were still damp I could use them and return them damp and she would never know. I would return them with a little more than just water on them of course. I tried to hold back until I heard her squealy orgasm before splattering the chosen panties with my own hot cum. The sight of red or black panties with rivers of white hanging off them is an awesome sight and still is! After I had cooled off I would wipe away the main globules of my ejaculate thoroughly before returning the freshly stained panties to their original position on the dryer. Whether she ever noticed I will never know. Semen stains are quite obvious - tho I guess semen stains around panty crotches are less of a curiosity where a leaky cunny has been! This enjoyable situation continued for a whole semester before we all moved rooms and the opporunity never arose on such a regular basis ever again. All I know is that some big-boobed girl who I would never fuck was walking around wearing my cum closer to her lips than she would ever have imagined! I did occassionally see her and we would say hello, and I would always wonder which panties she had on...
Since this experience I have found the joy of panty-wanking has become part of my sex life. All my gf's/partners panties have been stained by my gushing cock not to mention a few more total strangers and girls I have never even seen!

I was thinking recently about some of the biggest turn-ons to enjoying a great wank so here (in no particular order) are my top ten favorite places to ejaculate:

1. OPEN AIR (where I just might be seen) - I have wanked in various gardens of my or friends' homes when it is dark but where lights are still burning in windows overlooking where I am standing/laying. Have I ever been spotted? Maybe but I will never know. It is such a thrill watching your sperm fly in the great outdoors especially if there may be watching eyes...(this also applies to holiday destinations where I have also put on outdoor shows!)

2. PANTIES (gfs and total strangers) - one of my favorite wanks involved this scenario and it is described elsewhere. Generally just about every gf I have had has enjoyed wearing panties which contain traces of my sperm! Staying at friends' homes also gives the opportunity for pantywank action -gfs or mates' sisters/friends panties have benefitted from my cock cream.

3. DRIVING (dangerous but exciting) - again I have described one particular wank in full elsewhere, but the general idea is to drive at night naked or semi-naked wanking as you go! The thrill of the possibility of being spotted as you overtake or are overtaken is awesome. The cumshot is often messy - I have had sticky stearing wheels and gear sticks to cope with as a result of particularly impressive flying loads - but satisfaction is always guarenteed.

4. WASHROOMS (especially in busy places) - being able to hear other people going about their normal routines while you are spraying semen all over the place is amazing. I have deposited sticky loads in many different washrooms from big business to motorway service areas.

5. TRAVELLING (trains are the most exciting) - on a number of occasions I have managed to get my cock out and let fly. Even discovered an abandoned porno mag in one train washroom - so clearly I am not alone here...needless to say I did not waste the opportunity to spunk to its' shaven pussied contents. So far despite flying regularly I have not found the opportunity to masturbate at 30,000 feet. One day though.

6. CAR PARKS (more risky now because of CCTV) - parked up in a large full multi-storey car park my thoughts often turn to cock, and on a number of occasions I have wanked to orgasm whilst reclining in the drivers seat. It is safer to be clothed and discreet just in case - I'm sure it would be classed as lewd behaviour as would any public display of depravity! Always carry towels in the car - you can never be sure when the urge may arise.

7. PUBLIC SHOWER ROOMS/CUBICLES (best to be a member of a private gym for this one) - after a good work-out I often managed to ejaculate whilst showering at my local health-club. I'm sure lots of guys do it but I have never seen anybody. I also used to enjoy parading my erect cock around if the changing rooms were empty. Occassionally people would come in and I would discreetly start towelling down to hide my excitemnet. Best thing about jerking off in the showers is the evidence is washed away!

8. LAY-BYS (should be called wank-bys) - I have enjoyed a number of productive sessions by the side of busy roads. Easier to be more adventurous under cover of darkness - don't want to be dripping in cum as the cop car draws up along beside you...at night I have been able to ejaculate standing up using the car as cover. I love seeing my hot sperm shoot into the grassy verges whilst trucks and cars roar past behind me. Yummy!

9. HOTELS (a particular favorite I think) - having a slow luxurious stroking session is best in hotels because there is no hurry. The added excitement of the maid entering just as you reach the point of no return does give this situation top marks if I was to have a favorites list. A story elsewhere describes one such occassion. At night in high rise hotels I enjoy turning out the lights and showing off my cock to the world below thru the massive picture windows.

10. FOOD (into it...onto it...all over it) - again the hotel is the best place to spread some culinary stickiness! Room service is vital for the addictive masturbator allowing the exciting option of a cum target. A few trays of my left-over food have contained either semen or urine in varying quantities. Ejaculating into set yoghurts is very erotic - especially as the texture remains more or less intact once the yoghurt and semen is mixed together!

One of the most exciting wanks I ever had happened when I was working on a farm during college vacation. My gf (L) at the time was really getting into porno mags - we had some great fuck sessions using porno which we had never done before. L got as excited over the open beaver shots and erect cocks as I did! She was dripping within minutes of opening the latest mag and our sex was out of this world for ages because of this porno addiction we shared. I have never known a girl since who was so hot for porno. She was bi as well of course as I discovered when she caught me masturbating one day and simply joined in and ended up taking my hot sperm on her face! Amazing! Because we were both new to the porno world the obsession grew to the point where we could go nowhere without a stash of porno or visiting sex shops. L would regularly go with me to buy sex toys wearing no panties so she could try out our latest purchase as soon as we were out of the shop. I took to taking porno mags with me to work when I was tractor driving on a farm one summer - being in the middle of the field with some hard core was ideal for privacy (unless the farmer had binoculars) and I often had a gentle session while I ate my luch in the cab. One particular morning it was pissing with rain. We had been fucking like bunnies the previous night, I was hung-over and as often seems to be the case after great one on one sex, was horny for a wank. I stopped the tractor in a field close to a high hedge which bordered on a quiet road and undressed. For about an hour I edged to glossy hard core porno. Pussy and cock turned me on in equal measure. The rain was torrential and visibility was poor so fuelled with bravado that I would not be seen, I climbed down from the tractor cab into the muddy field and carried on wanking my engorged cock as the rain beat down. I was on another planet. Cars and bikes went past oblivious to my horny games the other side of the hedge. What I would have done had anybody seen me I have no idea. The urge to cum was so great that I really didn't care. I was drenched standing by the tractor cock in hand going at it as if my life depended on it. The shuddering orgasm took me almost by suprise as thick white semen shot from my sore and swollen cock and splattered down the side of the cab and into the engine compartment. I managed about six quality flyers and then shook out the remaining droplets as I took in the moment. Considering I had been fucking L all the previous night I couldn't believe the quantity of cum that I managed to produce. It's something I have always done though - and to this day I can ejaculate copious amounts of sperm a few hours after filling up my current gf/bf. Masturbation after sex seems to be even more satisfying than ever and I will always keep doing it while my body still has the ability to manufacture the white stuff so readily! After I had cum down, I dried myself the best I could (ie: all my dry clothes ended up soaked anyway), and started the tractor and went back to the yard. The farmer had actually been looking for me to tell me that there was no point trying to do any work because of the rain, and that I may as well go home. Lucky he didn't turn up to witness me spraying his John Deere with sticky cock juice! As it was some of the semen that ended up in the engine gave off its tell-tale aroma as it bubbled away in the heat. A great wank

I have spent many happy hours stroking my cock and spurting cum but there are always a number of special sessions that I will never forget. My greatest delight is to masturbate for about 6 hours bringing myself to the edge as often as I can before letting loose a string of creamy pearls. I always find that my best cumshots (distance wise at least) are those where I ejaculate standing up unfettered by bondage gear with my legs wide apart. On this particular occasion I started my session at about 8am surfing porno and wearing cock-rings. I always drink large quantities of water whilst I am wanking - this really does increase the cumload - as well as providing the thrill of peeing with an erect cock, which I find a real turn-on. I am bi-sexual so enjoy big breasted shaved babes, shaved dudes of all shapes and sizes, and the more than occassional well-endowed ladyboy. As I grow hornier throughout the day, I get more and more turned on by cock - cumshooters especially as I imagine spurting with them and gobbling the sweet cream. I produce vast quantities of pre-cum - tastes fantastic and is at it's most copious after release from tight shaft ring bondage. On this day the pre-cum positively poured out when I eventually set my aching cock free some six hours and much stroking later! By this stage I can hardly touch my throbbing wet cock without the first flow of ejaculate starting to make it's break for freedom. I lay a black plastic sheet on the floor which covers an area of some six square feet and prepared for blast off. My cock was swollen by the bondage rings and pre-cum dripped out on to the plastic. Love the sound! Slowly now - I stroke back and forth up and down my sticky shaft and fondle my tightening shaved balls. This process can take another half hour depending on my self-control - an on this occassion my self-control let me down! Still - hardly a premature ending after six hours of pleasure...but what an end result. My cock took over and just a mere brushing of my hand across the stretched glans of my shiny nob was enough to send me into ecstacy once more. The beautiful build up to the first spurt seemed to last forever - like a slow sneeze finally exploding. A string of thick white seminal fluid shot out almost at right-angles (!? how is that possible then?) and splashed my left thigh and dripped onto the black cum sheet below. The second shot was an epic - I gasped in sheer joy as a string of love pearls took off from my bucking cock and sailed gloriously high into the air before splattering onto the blackness below some four feet away from me (I measured it...sad eh?). Of course there was more to cum - a third mighty recoil and another arcing white bullet flew three feet onto the splat mat. Then a fourth...then a fifth...both reducing their distances until a final amazing four footer exploded into the air. Not quite the end but the final couple of shots dribbled serenely down my cum-covered aching aching cock. Boy what an ache. I was drained - literally. I never understand how one of the last cumshots can fly so far - it happens alot in porno movies as well. Anyone know why that is? Quite often I have two or three disappointing dribblers before unleashing a two footer completely out of the blue. But this wank was fantastic and I will never forget the black cum sheet awash with my afternoons work. Glorious! I did record the event but the quality was poor and the distance shots were impossible to capture so I must improve my televisual skills in future!
Keep on stroking!

I am addicted to masturbating! Given the chance - which is not often I can edge for hours before squirting a string of cum two or three feet across the room! I also have a great relationship with my gf of 10 years so consider myself bi - sexual owing to my equal addiction to cock and cock - sucking. I love huge titties and I love huge cocks! Sex is fantastic! Just thought I'd say that coz I have to go and release some seminal fluid now!!