I am typing in this hotel room. It has been an easy day of work, and at 4:30 I came to the beautiful Holiday Inn to relax. I immediately got into my navy blue Speedos (the most conservative ones I have) and got into the pool. After swimming for a while and drinking a Diet Pepsi + Wild Turkey 101, I got a short nap. Oh, THAT's a buzz. Yeay. Only, in this nap I didn't fall asleep although I intended to.

After "waking up" I went to the hotel restaurant where I had a fantastic dinner of Tuna steak. It was Yellowfin (which I understand it not as good as AhI but it's still pretty good and it has the consistency of a nice clean dickhead) so dinner was good. After dinner I go back to the room and I notice my little tiny "inny" of a penis is throbbing to a man-size cock. Of course I have no control over it, so I continue pounding DP's (Diet Pepsi's you perverts) and Wild Turkeys. After a while the camera comes out and I'm posing in my Speedos. Then I'm posing in my tanline. Then I'm doing Pilates on the bed. Jumpin' Jaguars in a Giant Jizz Jar! what am I doing? I take about 130 pictures (oh shit, I'd better zap the pictures before I take this camera to work tomorrow). Five of the pictures end up on NBN and another five are queued up for tommorow... assuming I spend my lunchtime updating a website instead of blowing a load all over the sink.