Anyone looking at my photos will see my latest suspenders for the winter season. But 8 straps mean I could really do with some help getting them all perfectly aligned, straight and the same length. Any offers?

I can't believe how many photos I've posted. I must love myself a lot. And I still get sticky when I look at them and remember how they came to be taken and the outfits that have been worn out...

I've decided to start retailing knickers online. I've often been asked where I got them, so now I'm buying extra and will use ebay to sell them (hopefully). I'm only going to find ones I like or wear myself so ... wish me luck!

Finally an internet connection! New home in new country (again). Same bad habits, I hope, with all you lingerie lovers

What a cum I had today. Yes there was a butt plug. Yes there were nipple clamps and yes, I used the wife's vibrator to cum all over her 6-inch dildo. The icing on the cake? You guessed it: I sucked off all that lovely cum from the dildo, imagining it was your cock in my mouth....

I'd like to be a maid in a whorehouse. That way I'd be on hand to lick up all that lovely cum, cleaning up both the girls and the clients. Just imagine all those tasty cocks with cunt jiuces on them. Maybe I'd get to try out all the different toys, too

I've been travelling up and down Europe for a couple of months. Here in the south of France I cycled down to the nearest nude beach at Frejus. What a treat. Great sand and sea, blue sky, 50% gay and 50% families. So I've seen grand-dad, who's seriously tanned and hung like a donkey, and the overweight pale grandson who's hairless mound that sports a tiny penis just 1cm long and 0.5cm wide. How do older men manage to carry around such weighty cocks? It doesn't matter if they are walking, lying around or swimming, they are always swinging around, begging me to catch hold! Anyway, before you ask, most people are beautifully shaved. The man next to me was enjoying having his sun protection creme massaged into his legs by his wife -- his whole body was expertly waxed and exquisitely gleaming.