Two or three 24 oz. Heinekens: about $9.
DVD of “Big Wet Asses 17”: about $30.
Victoria’s Secret Second Skin Satin bra (purple), skin-tight Mossimo cotton/lycra t-shirt (pink, of course), black eight-strap garter belt, fishnet stockings, “Bess” five-inch heels by Pleaser Shoes: about $100.
Waking up to look in the mirror and discover that you slept with a patch of dried cum on your face where you smeared it while trying to eat it all up: Priceless |