Hey ,Just a suggestion Why don't you buy your wife a camera then have her take some HOT and horny pix of you with your wedding tackle and arsehole on show or with a cock stuck up your arse and post them here on NBN for us all to wank over. Then, if you ask her nicely, I am sure she would be only to pleased to fill out your profile for you. She probably knows all about your secret little pervy habits, peccadilloes and fetishes