I swear some people will never understand...
I was talking to the neighbor lady the other morning and she told me it was her husband's birthday.
"I let him sleep in today," she said, "I had to get up early to sneak out to the store to get him his present."
Now... I dunno... maybe she didn't tell me the whole story. But I have heard from him some little bits about what does and doesn't happen between them. My question... what the fuck was she doing getting up early to go sneaking out to buy him something he probably would have already gotten if he really wanted it? She can give him what he really wants and it won't cost her a dime! She should have woken up before him, stripped down to absolutely nothing, and should have had him wake up with her head between his thighs and his cock in her mouth as she sucked him to completion with a happy birthday blowjob.
It's what I would have done.
But I do have to admit... the cordless drill she got him was pretty nice. |