candyj3's blog post - Ice Jollies

A couple of days ago, I finally had had enough of digging through frosty bags of mystery and decided it was time to clean out my freezer. After just a few minutes of digging through cartons of rubberized ice cream and chiseling out boxes of shriveled up fish, I began to think I should just dump everything in the garbage and start with a clean, defrosted freezer.

And that's when I saw them.

The cumsicles.

I had forgotten about the cumsicles!

Sometime last summer, I had spent a few days making cumsicles. Remember those 35 mm film containers? They were black plastic cylinders, about 2 inches tall and an inch wide with gray snap-cap tops. I have many of them, and one week last summer I put them to good use collecting cum. For several days, during the orgasm of each of my masturbation sessions, I would catch the cum inside a film canister, snap the top in place, and set it in the freezer. For most of the canisters, I doubled-up and added two or three additional loads later in the day. Yes, I know... perhaps Candy masturbates a little more often than she should...

Now, you can probably figure out that it didn't take long to build up a nice bank of frozen treats, and I remember that I used several of them over the next few days. Mmmm... cumsicles... What a sexy treat while masturbating on a hot summer day! I suppose I should apologize to the company that has probably trademarked the word Popsicles (TM) brand ice pops. I really like that people in Great Britain apparently call Popsicles "Ice Jollies" because my cum versions that I make are definitely "Cum Ice Jollies!"

And apparently, I had forgotten about two of them! At that moment, I decided my work in the freezer was done for the day. I grabbed the cumsicles and retired to my favorite spot for alone time with my favorite sex slut muses and a head full of dirty Candy fantasies with cumsicles close at hand. When the time was right, I popped them both into my mouth and let the frozen salty semen chunks thaw on my tongue to give me a mouthful of sperm while I fantasized about sucking hot cock. I swallowed it all down like a horny slut. A moment later, with cum still coating my tongue, I came again, collected it all in a canister, and popped it back into the freezer.

I always eat my own cum after masturbating, but this really takes it to a different level. With cumsicles, I can feel and taste the cum in my mouth *while* jacking my clit, and I can fantasize about a thick cock ejaculating into my mouth while actually having the sperm to swish and swallow right before I come. I might have to do it this way every time from now on. And I would highly recommend this. Just be careful if you have anyone else living with you. "Hey Fred?... Do you know anything about these film canisters in the freezer? What is this stuff?" Yeah, that might take a little fancy explaining.

But now, if you'll excuse me, I have some... um... work to do... um... yeah... I need to go see if there's anything else left to.. um... clean out of the freezer...