hardmanin : Hey, Just a suggestion...Why don't you buy your wife a camera then have her take some HOT and horny pix of you with your wedding tackle and arsehole on show or you with a cock up your arse and then post them here on NBN for us all to wank over. Then, if you ask her nicely, I am sure she would be only too pleased to fill out your profile for you. She probably knows all about your secret little pervy habits, peccadilloes and fetishes