hardmanin

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A priapic old sea dog, a country member, 50's white hair,walks with a lisp and talks with a limp,likes a beer,a laugh, looking for versatile NSA guys to crew my 30ft. boat moored in Moraira. Various positions are open including head boy and bottom scraper.'A' and 'O' level qualifications are desirable but not essential as hands on crews members tuition is always given.Contact lacumbre45is@yahoo.co.uk The Rear Admiral Hornblower, Master Bates, Able Seaman Screws,Roger the cabin boy and Seaman Staines stating your preferred position and nautical experience. N.B. Applicants may be subject to an oral test of proficiency..... .Always willing to give a hand or to have one....Hornblower.....All hands on deck lads....bottoms up..Have a Jolly Roger.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 16.5 years ago)
  • 68 years old
  • Male
  • 4,960 views
  • Joined 16 years ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Between the cheeks in Moraira., Between the cheeks, bottom bunk up., Spain
Sexual Preference:
Guys
Am Seeking:
A gay guy
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
None

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Billiards / Pool / Darts
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Gardening
Literature / History
Motor Racing
Music
Sailing / Boating
Tennis / Racket Sports
Theatre / Ballet
Nice round smoooth arses
nice smoooth arseholes
round smoooth arseholes
arses.

Zodiac

Capricorn

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Hard Core Action
A Private Photo Shoot
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieCasablanca
Actor / ActressNoddy
BookLolita
AuthorNabokov
BandElastic
SongSomeday my prince will come.
Pastime99 ing.
DrinkArgus beer from ALDI 22 cents a can..
SportRogering the cabinboy
Foodyes.
TV ShowNot been on TV yet !
ThingMy hampton.
Sex position99

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Self Employed
Industry:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Job Role:
Business Owner

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Apple
Weight:
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Butt
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Penis Length:
7.5" (19cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Daily
Food Preference:
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
lacumbre45is@yahoo.co.uk

Self Description

What makes me happy N/A
What makes me sad Scraping the bottom.
What makes me mad Members here with no fucking profiles.
My bad habits all the time lacumbre45is@yahoo.co.uk

My Final Thought

The best day of my life was...

Having sex with other men particularly CD's and TV's LOVE em all!!! hardmanin

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