hardmanin : Hey ,just a suggestion. Why don't you buy your wife a camera then have her take some HOT and horny pix of you with your wedding tackle and arsehole on show and post them here on NBN for us all to wank over. Then, if you ask her nicely, I am sure she would be only to pleased to fill out your profile for you. She probably knows all about your secret little pervy habits, peccadilloes and fetishes.