No wonder it takes women sooo long to get dressed in the morning.
All those decisions to make.
For example:
I'm feeling lousy today, cotton panties, jeans, loose shirt, and who cares what bra.
Oh damn, my fucking period.
I'm really feeling sexy today... I think I'll wear a nice little thong, low cut blouse, underwire bra with demi cups, maybe some really nice panty hose, short skirt with out a slip. Maybe a tight pair of jeans and skip the pantyhose. Yeah. The hiphugger jeans and maybe someone will catch a whale tail now and then.
Sensual today... Does this bra show too much through my silk blouse? Waist cincher or garter belt? Damn, put a run in those stockings. Satin and lace panties... ooooh they feel nice. Ooops, my slip is an inch too long, where is that other one. Damn, in the laundry basket. Well I can wear the black one instead. Hmmm. Maybe I should go with a nice lace trim bra with front hook? Give the guys just a peek down now and then. I bet they would love to see my thighs, too. A freebie peek up my legs now and then?
Shoes? Why do women have two pair of shoes for every outfit? Heels, low heels, boots, flats, open toes, pointy toes, mules, mary janes (what the hell are mules and mary janes???).
.... and then the Make Up. I won't even go there, mainly since I have no real experience with it other than watching my wife (#1, not #2) labor for an hour over the right look. And hair? Up, down, curled, natural, I don't have time, just tie it back. Bad hair day, wear a hat.
Just this morning getting ready to do my own Saturday chores I had to choose panties and girdle, stockings, which bra that would feel good, but not show under my jacket. Socks over my stockings (wore low cut sneakers), or just risk someone seeing hose on my feet?
What ever happened to grab a pair of shorts, these socks match, plain t-shirt or colored, old jeans, or older work-around-the-yard jeans? Grubby old sneakers, or newer pair?
I love to wear women's clothes, but some times I'm glad I'm just a guy.
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